Monumentally Retarded

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about

Much of this compilation CD (pressed, not a burn) was conceived in 1991. A master tape was made then, and lost. It was supposed to be a split LP, but I could never get the money together. I'm poor as fuck. It runs in my family. (I don't want wealth or anything, but adequate would be nice. I'd take Tim Yohannan's salary any day). Anyway, this thing was my life's dream, and in 1996 I found myself with extra cash, and decided to make a CD because the idea of committing minus-fi to digital was pretty funny to me at the time. ENJOY.

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released January 1, 1996

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Cult of Lamashtu Lancaster, New Hampshire

Cult of Lamashtu, formerly Nauscopy, formerly Burping Turds Musick, was started in 1991 as a tape label when I was in California. Over the years it grew to release pressed CDs and vinyl records that included the likes of the Sun City Girls, Faxed Head, Trumans Water, MSBR, the Feederz, Guaranteed Katch, Brown Cuts Neighbors, Rorn, and dozens of others. Stay tuned for a 7" by Kingdom Scum! ... more

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Track Name: Strange White Slab - Eat Your Veggies
Fruit and vegetables
They weren't your parents
They're mine, give 'em here!
I'm gonna fuck your dog!
There's a bunch of cats in your socks and they won't go out
Cuz they can't find the door to the pig
Oh it's over in the chainyard
My sister was a pirate
They fucked an iguana
Just because the leopard liked to eat the law-mixer
Bugs and shit
Cheese and farts
My books are from the jungle, that's why they speak Dirt (no)
I grow hair in my driveway
Would you like it by the pound?
(I doubt it)
Because some raspberries were getting real violent
About your uh, crawdad-cakes there, sonny!
Oh, picnic in the park!
Would you like a uranium-sicle?
Or maybe just a hammer and a wedge?
To drive between...
(in the background: "A wedge of lizard parts?")
A wedge, just a wedge!
To drive between your grandma and that slut she tried to divorce
Every last one of your uncles crawled out of a cake named Vernixt
It jumped off a bridge
Except the bridge wouldn't do it
The bridge jumped off them instead
Could you put a "for sale" sign on a "for sale" sign?
There's some piss in my pocket, dear Melba