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Monumentally Retarded

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Fruit and vegetables They weren't your parents They're mine, give 'em here! I'm gonna fuck your dog! There's a bunch of cats in your socks and they won't go out Cuz they can't find the door to the pig Oh it's over in the chainyard My sister was a pirate They fucked an iguana Just because the leopard liked to eat the law-mixer Bugs and shit Cheese and farts My books are from the jungle, that's why they speak Dirt (no) I grow hair in my driveway Would you like it by the pound? (I doubt it) Because some raspberries were getting real violent About your uh, crawdad-cakes there, sonny! Oh, picnic in the park! Would you like a uranium-sicle? Or maybe just a hammer and a wedge? To drive between... (in the background: "A wedge of lizard parts?") A wedge, just a wedge! To drive between your grandma and that slut she tried to divorce Every last one of your uncles crawled out of a cake named Vernixt It jumped off a bridge Except the bridge wouldn't do it The bridge jumped off them instead Could you put a "for sale" sign on a "for sale" sign? There's some piss in my pocket, dear Melba
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about

Much of this compilation CD (pressed, not a burn) was conceived in 1991. A master tape was made then, and lost. It was supposed to be a split LP, but I could never get the money together. I'm poor as fuck. It runs in my family. (I don't want wealth or anything, but adequate would be nice. I'd take Tim Yohannan's salary any day). Anyway, this thing was my life's dream, and in 1996 I found myself with extra cash, and decided to make a CD because the idea of committing minus-fi to digital was pretty funny to me at the time. ENJOY.

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released January 1, 1996

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Nauscopy was started in 1991 but now it's all about grooves ቢዘልዲዛብዘል ከቡመስ ለሳርጅ ደልትዋንካን ድንቢጦች ነብርን ከመንታ ጋር ይጠጣሉ စာငှက်များသည် ကျားသစ်ကို အမွှာနှင့်သောက်ကြသည်။ sərçələr bəbirləri iplə içirlər இந்தியா ஒரு காலத்தில் தொழில்நுட்பம் செழித்து வளர்ந்த ஒரு தனி கண்டமாக இருந்தது ... more

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